Had to have a little chuckle today. About 2 months ago, one of my wholesalers said that one of his customers complained that our large trunk charcoal wasn't big enough. They wanted the biggest charcoal I could supply. Told them that that was ridiculous, as it would be too large. No, no, they insisted I get the biggest charcoal. Managed to talk them into getting the second largest charcoal size I supply, and placed a special order of one ton for them.
This is the charcoal I sent (the ubiquitous Coke can for size comparison).
Got a message today from my wholesaler... customer says the charcoal is too big and he has to use a saw to cut down the pieces.
Lucky I didn't send them the largest charcoal I supply! (the piece on the right in the above pic is in the middle for comparison)