With 100 pages of laughs, thread one is closed and this new one is open.
Thanks everyone for your input, there are some very funny posts coming in.
What made you laugh today (2) ?
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I'd like to see how that looks when it's cooked
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration. Thanks, the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.Little partner, the firefighter said, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. The little girl replied thoughtfully, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!!
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If dogs could text
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A man was eating in a truck stop minding his own business, when three dangerous looking bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles -
If anyone is familiar with the Netflix show "Somebody feed Phil", Phil Rosenthall's dad Max passed away a couple of days ago.
Here is a Classic Max Joke
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This made me laugh to day as i was on the phone to Telstra and this was all i could think of
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I think there are a few folks on here that will enjoy this like I did. I think the guy is dead serious!
Telling my Italian fiancé that I want pineapple on my pizza.
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What's old and wrinkly and hangs out your jocks?
Your mum.
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For those who remember.
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How could we forget!
For a while there I thought the Front Bar guys might take up the post but it didnt seem to eventuate. Might be wrong network or no one thought of it
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Political Correctness kills it now. The woke crowd would not be impressed.
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