I’m not clever enough to make this up; this actually happened to my friend last night….
He and his friend were at the pub and were both standing at the urinal when a stranger walked in, looked at them and asked excitedly “are you going to kiss?”
When he saw their shocked expression he asked again, “are you going to KISS? They’re playing at the arena tonight!”
My friend said it was the most confusing fifteen seconds of his life.