At least you had bacon in there Waz.
Yeah, no longer on holidays in hippie ville. I no longer have the urge to protest 5G.
If you want yummy smashed avo, then avo, small amount of olive oil, about a table spoon of very finely diced onion, freshly minced garlic approx 2 cloves, a touch of tumeric and a bit more cumin. Then finished with lime juice, keep adding till it tastes right. Fresh coriander would also work but I didn't have any.
For the minced garlic, finely dice, add a bit of salt and leave for a few minutes. Use the side of your knife to scrape over the garlic and it will turn to a 'mince'.
Serve this up to the boss on a Sunday morning with a cup of tea or coffee in bed and you can't go wrong - trust me.