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  • Not today but this made me laugh on Tuesday.....


    The things you catch on dash cam...


    I kid you not, the guy was drying his laundry out of the drivers side windows......and if you look closely, the front bumper is falling off.


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  • Did you let him in?

    No Mick, we were just pulling up and it was too late when i saw him, otherwise I'd definitely have let him in, just to get more snaps.


    I was in the car with my son and we were speechless. You'll hear that as we pulled up.



    I called 3AW and made it on to 'Word on the Street'. I won the daily prize, a $300 voucher to spend at Belmont Stereos in Geelong (a premium Bose dealer). Guess who's going down there for lunch tomorrow and co ming back with a Bose wifi speaker for the ipad. :)

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  • Here's one... I have a few mates coming around tonigh for a BBQ and drinks. One of the cooks is a XL chicken to cater for a fussy mate. Since the Weber is full I decided to try charcoal chicken in the Saffire using the Grill Grates as a deflector which sizzles juices. About a hour in and I think it's getting too much colour on top (had it standing up) so roll it over onto its back and well it hit me.
    Now it's too fragile to stand back up, guests are arriving and I guess I'll just call it promiscuous chook


  • Too funny Muppet, still laughing. So many lines about chicks I just can't use here.



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  • An oldie but a goodie......



    Texas Cook-Off Chili - hysterical






    Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to
    the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.
    For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.
    They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes
    around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San
    Antonio City Park.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Judge 3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was
    visiting from Springfield, IL.


    Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili
    cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and
    I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for
    directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was
    assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't
    be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer
    during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."



    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:


    CHILI. 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...


    Judge... 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.


    Judge... 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.


    Judge... 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could
    remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the
    flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.



    CHILI. 2 - ARIAL AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...


    Judge... 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.


    Judge... 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
    seriously.


    Judge... 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what
    I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who
    wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer
    when they saw the look on my face.




    CHILI. 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...


    Judge... 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.


    Judge... 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.


    Judge... 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels
    like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now.
    Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, and
    now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting @!&&-faced
    from all of the beer.




    CHILI. 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...


    Judge... 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.


    Judge... 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish
    or other mild foods, not much of a chili.


    Judge... 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was
    unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the
    beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb.
    woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm
    eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?




    CHILI. 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...


    Judge... 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
    adding considerable kick. Very impressive.


    Judge... 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must
    admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.


    Judge... 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and
    I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me
    needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that
    her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from
    bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if
    I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges
    asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.




    CHILI. 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...


    Judge... 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of
    spices and peppers.


    Judge... 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and
    garlic. Superb


    Judge... 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
    gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm
    worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand
    behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to
    wipe my butt with a snow cone.




    CHILI. 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...


    Judge... 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned
    peppers.


    Judge... 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
    chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am
    worried about Judge ... 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
    cursing uncontrollably.


    Judge... 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I
    wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world
    sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with
    chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava
    to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what
    killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it;
    I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in
    through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.




    CHILI. 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI...


    Judge... 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too
    bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.


    Judge... 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild
    nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge...3 farted,
    passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
    Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have
    reacted to really hot chili?


    Judge... 3 - No Report.

    BBQ Junkster


    I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spiderweb

  • I laughed at this, because if you're a dog lover, sadly it's true.

    I also laughed at this speaker I removed from my car today. It's so stuffed I had to laugh at it.

    GMG DB, small Weber kettle. That's it. It's all I have left now. ;(

  • Yes, the car needs a wash....but the choice is this: Wash Car or BBQ more.

    But if you're cooking, shouldn't the other half be washing? ?(



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  • It's very rare that I am lost for words, my wife would probably say never, but is there also a can of beer involved in this pic???????



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