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What made you laugh today?
- ShireSteve
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I tried the OBT's in the sink full of water and called it waiting until she got to it and got the scream
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It is quite popular to do in restaurants I have been to in Singapore. They give you the bag to seal your mobile so you can leave it on the table to see if there are messages while you eat. You can also answer your phone and keep it clean that way.
It is the only way to answer the phone while you are tucking into Singapore chilli crab.
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I just asked "what the hell is wrong with you?"
She does not seem to think it's as funny as I do, head still shaking and all that, but I'm still giggling, so all good.
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I should have periscoped the response
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Photo taken Wednesday in Perth at Galleria shopping centre.
The Best HIS and HERS numberplate ever!!!!
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Management reminded me about the 710 cap joke....an oldie but a goodie!
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady came in and asked for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said, "I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damned funny about it."
Yes, she was a blonde.
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I'm just trying to make a mod so the grill is adjustable
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I'm just trying to make a mod so the grill is adjustable
And put a blower on it!
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If you put the seat back on it'd be like an Argentinian cross.
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If you put the seat back on it'd be like an Argentinian cross.
Be good on those cold morning when you want toasty buns....
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The cistern could come in handy on the morning after a hot curry
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Be good on those cold morning when you want toasty buns....
reverse sear ?
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